Lazy Sunday – Shag, Marry, Kill

The Lazy Sunday is  a new segment designed around the types of things I like to think about while lying on the couch…

The Game: Shag, Marry, Kill –  you will be given three people (real or fictional) to choose from and you must shag (copulate with) one, marry one, and kill one.  In your reply, pose a new set of three people to keep the game going.  Reply to the main thread, reply to each other, have fun. *I’ve include a male/female option — feel free to answer either one, or both…

Shag, Marry, Kill

  • Daisy Buchanan (The Great Gatsby)
  • Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games)
  • Hester Prynne  (The Scarlet Letter)


  • Luke Skywalker (Star Wars)
  • Greg Brady (The Brady Bunch)
  • The Dude (The Big Lebowski)


3 thoughts on “Lazy Sunday – Shag, Marry, Kill

  1. Shag – Hester is the choice for this one. She’s fun. She doesn’t care about consequences, and I think she’d rock my world.

    Marry – Daisy. I’ve been in love with her since I first read GG. She’s a handful, sure. Definitely needs a lot of attention, but I’m okay with this. She’s stunning, and I’d gladly be her full-time man.

    Kill – Well, I’m killing off Katniss right away because I’ve never read the Hunger Games, so I’ll just get her out of the way.

  2. I am straight as a laser, but I am going to answer with my happy alter-ego, The Marque de Swank:

    Shag—Luke Skywalker. Curls shine bright beneath my Saber of Light.

    Marry—Greg Brady. He’s a pussy. I can tell, and I will break him inside a month.

    Kill—The dude. Then, I would find Sam Elliot and kill him. then I’d commit suicide and hang out for all eternity with them. The dude abides.


    PS: do you think Sam Elliot smokes weed?

    -• RunningSon •-

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